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Keepin' It Real for My HoMiEzzzz
Ramblings from the Manic Tao
Created on 2003-12-01 11:58:41 (#1498980), last updated 2009-12-08
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Basic Info| Name: | Grimm "Manic Tao" Fandango |
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| Birthdate: | 10-23 |
| Location: | Manassas, Virginia, United States |
| Website: | http://www.otherworlds.cx |
BioBorn the son of a poor rice farmer in the wilds of the Naijing province in upper China, near the Korean border, I grew up learning the art of caustic wit and kung-fu.
As I grew into manhood I knew that the mystic ways of the Kung Fu Catdaddy was my true destiny and soon I made my way across mainland China to Hong Kong where I starred in low budget wuxia films to earn a living. You've probably seen me in such classic hits as "Two toes to die I-IV" and "Sukiaki Nights and Bamboo Shoots", where I earned the coveted Hoki award for 'best death gasp in a wuxia film'.
One can only live off goose fat residuals for so long, thus I opted for a career change and hopped a tanker to Ecuador
After installing a bitches door on my ratty apartment I hooked up with an Ecudorian Luchedor Assassin named El Camino and soon we became the Intercontinantal tag-team champions known as Team Volare. Our fame proceeded us no matter where we went, and soon the local government was knocking on our doors asking if we could use our incredible talents to 'take care of some business' for the local dictator. Thus we became "Assassins for hire with a license to thrill." (cue funky theme music here).
The cervesa and cheese was not enough to keep us employed and soon we traveled to America (North that is) to wallow in the land of bountiful breasts. We never lost sight of our goal of starting the Whore Farm off the coast of Matzulan, where it stands today. So please, if you need someone killed in a stylish fashion, or would just like to try our bitches door, drop by the Whore Farm. We'll gladly leave the light on....it makes filming you that much easier!
As I grew into manhood I knew that the mystic ways of the Kung Fu Catdaddy was my true destiny and soon I made my way across mainland China to Hong Kong where I starred in low budget wuxia films to earn a living. You've probably seen me in such classic hits as "Two toes to die I-IV" and "Sukiaki Nights and Bamboo Shoots", where I earned the coveted Hoki award for 'best death gasp in a wuxia film'.
One can only live off goose fat residuals for so long, thus I opted for a career change and hopped a tanker to Ecuador
After installing a bitches door on my ratty apartment I hooked up with an Ecudorian Luchedor Assassin named El Camino and soon we became the Intercontinantal tag-team champions known as Team Volare. Our fame proceeded us no matter where we went, and soon the local government was knocking on our doors asking if we could use our incredible talents to 'take care of some business' for the local dictator. Thus we became "Assassins for hire with a license to thrill." (cue funky theme music here).
The cervesa and cheese was not enough to keep us employed and soon we traveled to America (North that is) to wallow in the land of bountiful breasts. We never lost sight of our goal of starting the Whore Farm off the coast of Matzulan, where it stands today. So please, if you need someone killed in a stylish fashion, or would just like to try our bitches door, drop by the Whore Farm. We'll gladly leave the light on....it makes filming you that much easier!
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